No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
