I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
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it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
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I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
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But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
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