She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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