Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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