I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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