Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
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If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
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We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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