my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
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you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
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Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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