last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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