Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
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Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
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He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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