Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
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the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
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Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Randomize