u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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