it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
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