summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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