I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
Randomize
