It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
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during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
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We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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