Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Randomize
