OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
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