kristin has been a bad kristin
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
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wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
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Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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