Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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