North Korea, Best Korea!
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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