census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
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I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
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You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize