Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
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