my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
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I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
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The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
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do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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