there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
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I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
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Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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