Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
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i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
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we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
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