That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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