You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
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Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
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Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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