So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
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Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
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Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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