He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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