Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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