Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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