His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Randomize