He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
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I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
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Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
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