kristin has been a bad kristin
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
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Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
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Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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