google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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