i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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