I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
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He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
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The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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