he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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