Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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