I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
Do plants get herpes?
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