he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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