I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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