i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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