the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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