Joe is yelling at the trees again.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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