one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
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So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
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Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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