I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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