your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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