In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
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I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
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I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
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