I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
My vagina just clenched in fear
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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