problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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