sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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