if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
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