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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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