I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Randomize
