Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
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What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
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You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
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