My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
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ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
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Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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