you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
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