these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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