why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
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I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
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The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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